We Are Scientists are Keith Murray, guitar and lead vocals; Chris Cain, bass guitar and backing vocals; and Michael Tapper, drums and backing vocals. They create the type of good times rock music that makes you blush the next morning, because of your antics on the "dance floor" the night before. The band has reached the coveted level of "indie stardom," and just released their debut record, With Love and Squalor, here in the US. We heard that they were pretty funny guys, so we thought we would sit down and talk LiquidGeneration style. Unfortunately we weren't able to meet with the band in the flesh, so instead we transmitted ten questions via electronic mail, and here are their responses:
LIQUIDGENERATION: If you could fight any celebrity past or present who would it be and why? And the follow-up: If you could party with any celebrity past or present who would it be and why?
WE ARE SCIENTISTS: We would fight Jesus, and we would win, and we'll tell you why: Jesus cannot fight. Not, "Jesus doesn't have decent fighting technique" because he does; to see his moves chills the blood. But, thankfully, he's not "allowed" to fight for philosophical reasons or something. So it would be: We Are Scientists: 1. Jesus: 0. And when we finish trashing Jesus, we'll pick him up, dust him off, put on a disco track or some Christmas music or whatever he likes, get out the chips and salsa and candles, turn down the lights, and leg sweep him, leg sweep Jesus.