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Deja Vu All Over Again

Alright, here's Beyonce's new song, "Deja Vu":

Isn't it fitting that this song is called "Deja Vu," and it sounds exactly like her last hit, "Crazy In Love?" 

That probably sounds like a complaint, but you know what?  I'm not complaining.  I could hear horn-driven dance pop songs with Jay-Z rap interludes literally all the time.  In fact, I hope Beyonce's next hit songs are called "Repeat Myself," "The Formula Works," and "The Same Song (All Over Again)," so I can create an iPod playlist that will repeat throughout my life, indefinitely.

Find Out Which Song Was Stuck In My Head!

The worldwide search is officially over.  To find out what song has been stuck in my head for weeks now, watch the exciting sequel to What's The Song Stuck In My Head?

Which song is it?  Who won the big $5 iTunes Gift Certificate?  Was it YOU?  Find out now!

[Click Here To See Part One]

My Misfortune Means $5 For You!

So, for the past several days, there's been a song stuck in my head, and I don't know what the name of the song or the artist is.  It's the worst thing that could ever happen to anyone ever!  Especially me!

However, there is hope...

You could win a $5 iTunes Gift Certificate!

Watch an action-packed video of me calling everyone in the world looking for an answer!

Then be part of the excitement!  See the end of the video for details! 

Catch The Fever!  Adventure Fever!  Just watch the f***ing video.

[NOTE: This contest is officially over.  Click here to see who won!]

You can also download the video right here! - What's the name of this song?

Because The Suck My Blog Doesn't Do Music

As always, there is much action over at LG Music. (Doesn't Nixon always sound super-excited in his postings? Maybe it's because he just discovered Nirvana, like, two days ago!).

• Covert Music Is Hilarious
• The Vacation - New band!
  
• The Streets and Futureheads
• Album Stream at AOL
• Pranster Pete - oh how I love this man, but not in a gay way (in a druggy way?)
• It's a Boy - Coldplay's Chris Martin is now the father of Moses.
• New Releases - 4/11/06

Because Obviously The Suck My Blog Sucks

We have a boat load of fun going on in LG Music. Be sure to check it out our interview with The Lashes:

           LIQUIDGENERATION: If you could fight any celebrity past or present who would it be and why? And the follow-up: If you could party with any celebrity past or present        who would it be and why?

THE LASHES: I think that we can definitely say that we’d love to fight Paris Hilton. I know it’s wrong  to hit girls but name just ONE reason why we shouldn't’t. First of all, she’s not even a real celebrity. She is a billionaire celebutante with a crooked nose and bad fashion choices AND we’ve seen her in bed and she looks terrible. I mean, if a girl answered her cell phone and kept talking while I was getting it on with her, I’d definitely have to end it. I’d also be crying myself to sleep because I’d be insecure about my skills. That being said, Paris is also the girl we would want to party with. It’s like free drinks and table dancing all.night.long. and then arm wrestling and body slams in her olympic sized swimming pool at the after-party. Can you beat that

SCOTT STAPP'S PENIS: IT'S GOOD TO BE KING

Nixon just posted a clip from the Scott Stapp and Kidd Rock Sex Tape. It's certainly not a sight to be seen if you don't want to blow chunks all over your 'puter screen.

Click here to watch.

A VERY LG VALENTINE'S DAY

Nixon has some great Valentine's Day shopping and dining advice over at LG Music and it involves cheesy music and White Castle. Grrrreeaaat!

So it's 9 AM on February the 14 and you still haven't got that special someone the mandatory token Valentine's Day gift.  Never fear, LiquidGeneration is here to plan your entire evening for you. First, you must realize that even if you don't want to make a big deal out of it, you have to get something....this is especially true if you are a man, boy or man-child.  Sometimes the ladies will say things like: "Valentines day is stupid." or "I really don't like to celebrate a holiday invented by Hallmark." or our personal favorite "If you get me anything, I will be sooo mad at you."

Lies.  Everyone last one of 'em.  Don't let them trick you with their web of deceit.  That being said, you are probably starting to panic.  Don't.  We got your back.

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