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CHARLIE SHEEN CRAZ-O-METER: 92%

Recent Craziness: E! Online reports that Charlie Sheen has been slapped with a crazy new lawsuit. According to Ursula Auburn, a former flame of Charlie’s, the next door neighbor on Two and a Half Men is based directly on her, and several of their real life romantic encounters are written into episodes. Sure, people kiss and tell all the time. But kissing and telling on a nationally broadcast sit-com – that’s crazy!

Analysis: If he wasn’t already looney tunes over Denise Richards and dead porn stars, this would just be another frivolous lawsuit. However, Charlie Sheen’s psyche is like a game of insanity Jenga: the next new block might be the one that topples over the whole thing. And don’t hit the table, either!

Craz-O-Meter Reading: 92%

CHARLIE SHEEN CRAZ-O-METER

Recent Craziness: According to the NY Daily Post, Charlie Sheen’s estranged wife, Denise Richards, asked if he had a hand in the death of porn star Chloe Jones. His response was simply “no comment.” Not “no way” or “I am not a murderer” – “no comment.” That’s really crazy!

Analysis: Whether or not he had a hand in Chloe’s death, just the fact that he didn’t refute a murder charge tells us that Charlie’s gone from Spin City to “spinning off the deep end.” …and into Crazy Town!

Craz-O-Meter Reading: 89.5%