Scary New Monster: Mel Ghoulson

This Halloween, go as something really scary... to the Jews!  In a recent interview with Mel Ghoulson (the Hollywood monster who strikes fear in the hearts of the children of Israel, with the power to get spookily drunk, and howl at the moon with his scary, racist theories.  Woooo!), he tells Good Morning America about life as a monster:

"I heard back that a woman who had read the apology actually wept with relief," Mel Ghoulson shrieked. "Now, that sort of hit me. I was like, 'Relief? Oh, my God, she was afraid. She was terrified.'"

"I didn't think I realized until like a couple of. … Four days later, five days later, that what I did was press a big fear button."

If you buy the costume at a store, it comes with an empty bottle and a "big fear button."  Scare all your Jewish friends... and enemies!  Wuahahahaha!