Good morning. Put some clothes on.
- Jessica Alba doesn't "do nudity." I guess she doesn't want to do anything to embarass herself... oh, wait. Fantastic Four. Well, here goes that theory.
- Japan has banned all imports to North Korea. IN YOUR FACE, NORTH KOREA!
- First spinach, and now carrot juice is making people sick. Next on the list: quarantine the Vegitales.
- In Houston, the kids are watched by cameras, must swipe their IDs, and radio frequencies track them. Next year, they're gonna strap kids to their desks and put them in electric cages.
I'll second that Veggietales quarantine. Try listening to THAT at 10 am hungover. Definitely WAY more nauseating than e coli. Without a doubt. Shoot.
Posted by: Angry Little Woman | October 11, 2006 at 10:01 AM
don't be talkin' shit about my girl Jessica. She's hawt! Love her! shut up!
Posted by: Amelia Mustain | September 01, 2007 at 11:36 PM
call to represent: 702-979-0519
Posted by: Amelia Mustain | September 01, 2007 at 11:39 PM