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ESCAPE FROM SCIENTOLOGY LAND: PART 2

We launched Escape from Scientology Land Part 2: The Wrath of Tom Cruise over the weekend. This one is hard! I am so having a hard time beating it. The LiquidGeneration Programmers want you to suffer. Check out the screen caps from the opening cinematic.

Next installment drops in a few weeks. It's going to be huge. We decided to serialize this game when it simply became tooooo big. We wanted to get this game out there almost as soon as we thought of it.

So enjoy!

NEW X-MEN BORN

Just on the heels of the success of X-Men 3 Electric Boogaloo, a new X-Men (or man? or baby?) is born with three fabulous arms! I'm wondering if he'll be searching for a tripple nipple.

The LiquidGeneration Show #53

Hello, everybody! Slippy here with a show you're never going to forget. Okay, maybe I'm lying. But we've got the goods for you. Nixon wasn't here to record, so maybe you all kind of like that. I'm not sure. Anyway, we've loosened up the format a little this week so we don't sound like a Melissa Rivers-type show. And if you should remember anything about the show this week, it's that Elmo goes into great detail about her love life. It's not to be missed. Tell us what you think.
Click here to listen - The LiquidGeneration Show #53 - MAY 26, 2006

Click on the iTunes graphic to subscribe using iTunes (recommended):

SHOW NOTES:

• How is everybody today!?!
• American Idol - are you happy with the verdict?
• The Olsen Twins are pitching a diet show
• Jared Leto is Gay
• Nipple Slip of the Week
• Lots and Lots of talk of Los Angeles vs. Chicago
• Elmo shares her love life with you.
• Movies: Da Vinci review, X-Men opens
• And What are you doing on Memorial Day?

Also: The podcast feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/lgradio

What did you think of the show? Did it suck? Hurt your ears? Was the volume too low? Complaints can be sent here: LGRadio@liquidgeneration.com. 

TOP VIEWS, NEW CONTENT, ETC

On the frontpage of LiquidGeneration.com we've changed the Top Sends on the right sidebar to Top Views. It gives you a more accurate snapshot of the most popular stuff on our website at any given moment. In the past we only showed the Top Sends, which was based entirely on our Send To A Friend feature on each of our pieces. But a lot of people don't send content around the internet that way. They simply cut and paste the link into an email. So we thought the Top Views would be much more useful in showing you the stuff everybody's looking at on the site. :)

In other news, stay tuned to LiquidGeneration tonight. We're releasing Part 2 of our Escape from Scientology Game. This one is titled, "The Wrath of Tom Cruise". It's going to be really rad. We've been really suprised at how the game is doing. Lots of people are playing it. The game just got so huge when we were planning it out that we decided to make it into three different parts. Plus, we like keeping you guys waiting and foaming at the mouth.

Also launching: Ghetto Stiletto: How to Lose Weight. (Oh, and it involves lots of coke snorting!)

THE LG MUSIC SHOW #8

LG Music has a new show this week for you guys! Enjoy. And let's hope Nixon plays some Blink 182 these days, right! RIGHT! RIGHT!?!?! Here's Nixon...

What do you get when you take two drunks and give them microphones and a guitar?  You guessed it, it's the LG Music Show!  We've been at it for 8 weeks now and we still don't know what the hell we're doing, but when you've got hald a bottle of whiskey in you everything is funny.  It's true.  Really.

LG Music Show #8 for May 24, 2006 - Click here to listen right now!!

Subscribe to the show using this podcast feed:

http://feeds.feedburner.com/lgmusicshow

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SHOW NOTES:

• New Releases
• Monkey plays The Smiths
• New Music from Phoenix
• New Music from The Walkmen
• News: Kaiser Chiefs Hit by Car
• News: M.I.A. banned from the USA
• News: The "bassist epidemic"
• e-mail of the week
• Monkeys Good-bye Song
• Music From Harry Nillson

Don't forget to e-mail me at nixon@liquidgeneration.com.  Enjoy!

SOMETHING ABOUT JANET JACKSON

Hmmm. I don't know. Something looks strange about Ms. Janet Jackson over here. I want to believe that if one becomes skinnier, and pushes their boobs up, then they must be hot.

But not. I'm not quite believe Janet Jackson is hot right here. Kinda...I guess. But something just seems wrong.

Maybe it's because I know she's a Jackson. That Weirdo Jackson blood.

Maybe it's because she looks like she can crush me.

I just don't know.

CLAY AIKEN'S APPRENTICE

This kid cracked me up when he came out on stage, and even more so when Clay Aiken suprised his awkward ass and he went into convulsions. For a moment there when they were singing together, it seemed like he stopped singing poorly and started to sing amazing.

But then I just realized they turned down his mike so that Clay Aiken can sing.

We will steal this video from Nixon so that you may enjoy this moment here in all it's retarded glory.

KATHERINE MCBOOBIES

I bet if Katherine McPhee busted out the big guns on Tuesday night she might - MIGHT- just have won. I dont' know why she would wait till the last minute to show off that rack. You could tell it even made Clay Aiken horny.

Oh, and sorry you have to look at Meatloaf here. While his boobs are huge, too, you shouldn't have to look at them. This is the only good Boobie McPhee shot I could find.

Check out LG Music, Nixon has some more thoughts on last night's Idol, which I really like BTW (except for Meatloaf!).

MOURNING ROUNDUP

• DJ-AM hates skinny chicks.
  
  
• The DaVinci Code movie pulled in 77 million dollars this weekend in the US. Tom Hanks' crazy hair works all sorts of magic at the box office.
  
  
• Elton John wants to shoot photographers. That actually sounds like a really fun video game.
  
  
• Teri Hatcher keeps requesting a love scene on Desperate Housewives. I'd probably do the same thing if I woke up every morning knowing that the last "man" I kissed was Ryan Seacrest.
  
  
• Madonna kicked off her new tour yesterday in LA. She tried to make all these controversial statements but, much like Jenna Jameson, no one is really interested in hearing her speak.

THE DA VINCI CODE - THE CRITICS WERE RIGHT

Just a quick note to the people who have not yet seen The Da Vinci Code.

The critics were right. The movie isn't that good. Tom Hanks is a Zombie. I almost fell asleep at some parts. Notes:

• I can see somebody have a hard time with this movie if they didn't read the book. They crammed a crapload of information into the movie, more than most people can digest in just one sitting.
  
  
• Everybody was good in this movie except Hanks. He was just a little stale, not the joke-y, wise-cracking Hanks that we all know.


• The music was really cool.
  
  
• I am now scared of Albinos.
  
• Because of the movie, I  no longer believe in Jesus. (j/k God!)