We are very happy to present you with the first in a three part video game series called Escape from Scientology Land. In this game, you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land to be brainwashed. Can you get out!?!!?
As I said, this is the first level. The next two levels are coming in two week intervals. We love to keep you waiting! This first level is titled: "The Wrath of John Travolta's Evil Dreadlocks." And judging by that, you can only guess what's in store the next two levels. Tom Cruise? L. Ron Hubbard? Xenu?
Yes. Yes. And Yes.
If you beat this first level, you get a cool badge that you can put on your website. So play!
Here are some screenshots!
i tried to play and it didnt work. im tired of shit not working when i try to play on this site. why dont you fix it before you put it on there. and why dont you fire the new people. its their fault.
Posted by: zelda | May 16, 2006 at 09:58 AM
Yes, we're aware that it's not working in some browsers. Mainly, Firefox on the PC. It works on a mac tho, for whatever reason. We're going to put up a sign soon!
Posted by: Slippy Jenkins | May 16, 2006 at 03:55 PM
Its probably because you add embed into a webpage wrong. Had a look at your source and its bollocks. Embed a scr using an external js file. This bypasses Internet Explorers new 'click to activate this' and stops firefox from bugging.
example:
//example.swf.js
document.write('');
document.write(' ');
document.write('');
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you could probably adapt this to work better with your set up tho, I'm not much of a coder
Posted by: Johno | May 20, 2006 at 05:00 PM
Bugger.... that didnt show, if you want an example just send me an email and I'll send you it.
Posted by: Johno | May 20, 2006 at 05:01 PM
Ok so i was bored at work and checked out this game. I made a point to check out every room, and i cant find any more keys. The yellow and purple are still unopened and i am looking for third girl, i have the one with the std test and the alimony. Was wondering if i missed a room or if i have to go back to one that i have already been to to find the key? thanks
Di
Posted by: Diana | May 21, 2006 at 06:54 PM
ok, so i got the purple key and the third girl... loved the game, cant wait for part 2 and 3....good job
Posted by: Diana | May 23, 2006 at 05:46 AM
i am dying for part 2, but sure youre working on getting it up.. cant wait
Posted by: Dianetic Destroyer | May 26, 2006 at 12:57 PM