It's official: Britney is preggers again. We all knew weeks before she admitted it to Letterman, but I'd be a filthy liar if I didn't confess that my stomach did a few sad flip flops when I heard it straight from her mouth. Britney Spears is a breeding machine and there is nothing we can do to stop it. Here's the video in case you were lucky enough to miss it last night...
Everyone keeps raving about how good she looks, but damnit, she just looks embarrassed and sad to me. But ya know what? It's WEDNESDAY! That means instead of being sad for Britney now, we will look back at the Britney that once was and REJOICE! Here's Brit on Letterman...almost 4 years ago
Spears-Federline baby #1: ooba tooba booba!
Melania Knauss-Trump baby: What the hell are you trying to say?!
Spears-Federline baby #2: Leave my big brother alone! He fell on his head from a highchair so now he's half-retarded. But at least he's not a snob like you!
Melania Knauss-Trump baby: It's not my fault that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth and you were born with a deep-fried spoon in YOUR mouth! You are living proof that being trailer trash is, in fact, genetic!
Spears-Federline baby #2: I hope you grow up to have your mommy's brains and your daddy's looks!
Melania Knauss-Trump baby: At least my daddy doesn't smell like cigarettes and beef jerky!
Spears-Federline baby #2: That's because your daddy is 30 years older than your mommy so he
smells more like desperation.
Melania Knauss-Trump baby: My daddy still has it going on. Enjoy what you have now, because in your family it's all downhill after age 19.
Tom Cruise-Holmes baby: Why are you guys fighting? You must have the spirit of the evil Xenu in you.
Posted by: Twisted Humor | May 10, 2006 at 12:51 PM
I am not mad at any women who can't keep her legs together, unless it is my daughter.
Posted by: Tanning Lotion | September 09, 2007 at 09:33 PM