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LiquidGeneration Radio Show #49

The LG Crew is Back and We're Bad. No, wait. We suck. We really do, We are so sorry you have to listen to this. You'd think Los Angeles would soften us. But no. Nooo.

Click here to listen - LiquidGeneration Radio #49 - MARCH 31, 2006

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SHOW NOTES:

   
• Intro Music: Youth by Matishyahu
• We're back!
   
• We're freaking each other out.
   
• In Los Angeles for a month.
   
• We fight like a bunch of mofos.
   
• Slippy Cannot Podcast by Himself
   
• Do Celebrities Hang Out By the Grove?
   
• Jeremy Piven is a pimp, says Slippy.
   
• Monkey and Slippy on G4TV.
   
• Nixon doesn't know Nuance.
   
• The Scientologists here are insane.
   
• Can Nixon hold his own?
• Outro Music: Seaside by The Kooks  
 

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WOW FANS DEAL WITH SERVER DOWNTIME

Quote of the day, on how World of Warcraft players were affected by the server outage the other day:

“For hardcore PC gamers this is all old hat,” Purdue University psychologist and avid gamer Ron Schlesinger told reporters. “PC gamers are used to being jerked around after a patch and not being able to play their favorite game properly for days or weeks afterwards. The real problem is for the casual player who is going through MMO addiction for the first time. Depending on how long the servers are down, the withdrawal symptoms could become disastrous for some of these first time users.”

Ah, WoW addiction. Just as life-destroying as crack addiction.

Update: Be sure to read this detailed account of The Great Warcraft Outage of '06: A Look Back. Such a sad day. Do you remember where you were?

MOURNING ROUNDUP

• Jessica Simpson says she wants to adopt kids, leading some to speculate that she is really, really bored without a member of a boyband around her.
• 2nd Grader Staps Other 2nd Grader with Hypodermic Needle - AWESOME!
• A Sienna Miller Sex Tape is on the loose, well -- a "sexy tape". Fraud. It involves a horse if you're into that, which I soooo am.
• Nicole Ritchie says she didn't have sex with Jason Mewes in a bathroom, but she did give oral to a crap-smeared toilet.
• Hulk Hogan's daughter thinks Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are fake, and we think that Hulk Hogan's daughter has fake boobs.

HELGA THE HELP - REBORN

After a month or so hiatus, everyone's favorite pre-operative transexual is back and ugly than ever. Here's a sneak peek at what he's going to post:

From: Robert
Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 1:32 PM
To: helga@liquidgeneration.com
Subject: Mailroom

HELGA:

     I READ WHERE YOU CHIDED SOMEONE ABOUT THEIR AGE AND SEX. WELL YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY, WE WILL CONTINUE TO HAVE GREAT SEX EVEN IN OUR 70S.  CHANCES ARE, YOU'LL BE LONG GONE BEFORE THAT AGE.IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT, WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF JESUS, YOU HAVE MADE FUN OF GOD !! IT CAN BE PROVED, BUT IT'S TOO MUCH FOR A PEA BRAIN TO UNDERSTAND.

From: Robert
Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 1:15 PM
To: helga@liquidgeneration.com
Subject: Mailroom

HELGA:

     YOUR LETTER ABOUT A GRANDMOTHER WITH AULZHEIMERS, WAS NOT FUNNY. YOUR DAY IS COMING, AND GOD WILLING MAYBE YOU WONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM. HOWEVER IF YOU DO, I HOPE THEY CAN WHEEL ME OUT OF MY RETIREMENT HOME, WITH A COPY OF THE SNIDE REMARKS YOU MADE ABOUT IT. THEN WE WILL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH. BE CAREFUL SOMETIMES WE SEEM TO THINK WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SUCH THING, BUT THAT'S WHEN IT COMES BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE BUTT.

Dear Robert,

I am glad that my geriatric recommendations have found such a willing audience. I thought LG’s fan base skewed younger but hey, I’ve been wrong before. Unfortunately for you, I suspect that even though your heart may be the indefatigable romantic, your plumbing may need a rooter. It’s not your fault…just billions of years of evolution telling you not to reproduce this late in life.

And your comments about Jesus are misplaced. We just hired one to head up our Gaming division and we all have tremendous faith in him.

Love & CAPS LOCKS,

Helga

MOURNING ROUNDUP

A kinda daily look at the things making us pee our pants:

• This Spartan Life -- Online talk show in Halo 2. So far one of the best ideas of 2006.
• Star Jones gets a Breast Lift. Just thinking about her boobs makes me want to puke.
  
• Is Your Hollywood Assistant Hot or Not?
  
• Dad released from jail to give son Kidney, Dad flees to Mexico
• Scarlett Johansson is the sexiest woman in the world, according to FHM Magazine.
• XeniSucks.com - OMG! How can somebody make fun of BoingBoing's Xeni! She is God! I met her a year ago at Jerry's Deli in West Hollywood and I'll never forget it. That bright smile. Lightening blonde hair. The fact that she said she loved our Paris Hilton Cell Phone piece. Nerd Love at First sight. Damn you, whoever made this website!

OMFG! AN N64!!!!

Watch this little kid see God in the Nintendo 64. (via joystiq.com)

DANCE! DANCE! AMERICAN IDOL!

Be sure to check out our new piece Dance! Dance! American Idol! It's super!

LiquidGeneration #48

Today the LG Crew does a half-assed radio show because we are busy. But! BUT! We'll be back to our regularly scheduled podcast next week.

Click here to listen - LiquidGeneration Radio #48 - March 16, 2006

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SHOW NOTES:

   
• The LG Crew gives you an update. Damn, does this thing really suck.  

Also: The podcast feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/lgradio PLESE vote for our podcast on PodcastAlley.com. If yo do, you'll get everything you want for Christmas. CLICK HERE to vote. If you have any questions, comments, or vitamins, please email us at LGRadio@liquidgeneration.com. 

SNAKES ON A MOTHERF**KING PLANE ROUNDUP

The buzz for Sam Jackson's Snakes On A Plane is almost deafening. Can't go to a webpage without someone saying 'how crazy' it is that such a movie turned into b-movie classic (or so one hopes). In case you've been out of the loop, here's are some resources of sorts that will get into the look on SoAP.

 

• CNN.com - The buzz about "Snakes on A Plane."
• Snakes on a Blog - good resources. Fan films, tshirts, etc.

• The Wiki

• The Official Website

• I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing - blog post of a writer who almost worked on the script

• Fark: Design a Snakes on a Plane Poster

• Snakes On a Plane parody site

• Official Trailer

TONIGHT'S SOUTH PARK

One of the best show's ever. Can't believe they get away with some of the stuff they do! That dude licking the kid-doll's crotch? Holy. Crap. Almost poohed by pants.