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Woops...Sorry College Students!

It's always funny when we receive emails like this, and we do receive a lot them. But I don't blame the administrator who sent this email. Don't know if you don't ask. I just wonder why the kid who receieved the Sabotage didn't click on the link in the email that would have revealed this is all just one big joke.

Slippy,           

I wanted to give you a heads up about your “College Rejection Letter” parody (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/a55hat.aspx?cid=1405).  We had a student contact us after receiving this email (and obviously before he clicked on the link) demanding to know why we rejected him.  The matter has already found its way to our Associate Provost for enrollment, and well to be frank they are not amused with the level of realism your email contains.  I would suggest that you tone the language down, and try not to impersonate an official representative of [Editor's Note: a Texas School I will not name] University.  I realize this takes away from the overall impact of the parody, but it would absolve you of any and all legal liability (impersonation, forgery, etc.) with [the school] and other Universities referenced in your emails. Thanks!

FYI, the way this sabotage works is that you type in your college name and the application automatically makes a logo with the school name. It's programming magic! So, we're really not picking on any particular school.

New Look, Old Smell!

The LG Design Overlords finally flushed the old Suck My Blog down the toilet! And it's about time. After three years of that old template, we have this! That's right my friends, take it all in! This is what you'll be seeing for the next three years! Shiny! Spectacular! Bat-Boyish! Sadly though, you'll being getting the same ol' mindless drivel. Don't worry tho...it's all quality crap.

VOTE FOR LG ILLUSTRATOR'S T-SHIRT

One of our illustrators has a shirt he designed up on Threadless.com. If he gets enough votes for his design, the shirt will be printed up and sold on the site. I think this design is amazing, and shows you that all of us here at LG are not solely interested in Tara Reid or Paris Hilton's latest slut-a-thon. Some of us actually create real art.

So show your love and vote for Shaggy's t-shirt design.

LG EXCLUSIVE: THE COLIN FARRELL SEX TAPE

Watch it while you can. We have EXCLUSIVE footage from the Colin Farrell Sex Tape that's been going around. This is footage you won't see anywhere else besides here. LiquidGeneration is awesome. See it now.

Note: If you're a subscriber to our podcast (The LiquidGeneration Radio Show!), you received this video a day earlier than the people who regularly go to our website on Friday to see what's new. Don't you feel lucky? If you're subscriber, getting cool stuff delivered straight to you iPod is just one of the perks...it's like you're a member of a secret club. Now don't you feel cool?

LiquidGeneration Radio Show #38

In today's show we've got the finals of Monkey's Name That Tune. Who Will Win? Nixon, Elmo or Slippy Jenkins? Listen to find out - WHO IS THE MUSIC MASTER!

Click here to listen - LiquidGeneration Radio - January 27, 2005

Click on the iTunes graphic to subscribe using iTunes (recommended):

SHOW NOTES:

• Intro music: "Hold Ya Head" by Notorious BIG
• Chris Penn is Dead
• "Full House" actress Stephanie Tanner is A Meth Addict
• Kanye West Is Jesus
• Websites of the Week
• Drink with 4 Blokes
• Chuck Norris Has AIDS
• Sundance Chicks
• American Idol Watch
• New Music: Circle, Square, Triangle by The Test Icicles
• LG Is Your #1 Source for Cool Music
• Name That Tune Finals!!!!!
  
• Outro Music: "Anything Goes" by Guns N' Roses
  

ALSO:

PLESE vote for our podcast on PodcastAlley.com. If yo do, you'll get everything you want for Christmas. CLICK HERE to vote.

If you have any questions, comments, or vitamins, please email us at LGRadio@liquidgeneration.com.

LG INTERVIEW: WE ARE SCIENTISTS

We are very proud to present you with an interview with did with the band WE ARE SCIENTISTS. It's hilarious, and a hint of what's to come in the future for LiquidGeneration Music. Go the the [new redesigned] LG Music section to read the whole thing!

LIQUIDGENERATION: If you could fight any celebrity past or present who would it be and why? And the follow-up: If you could party with any celebrity past or present who would it be and why?

WE ARE SCIENTISTS: We would fight Jesus, and we would win, and we'll tell you why: Jesus cannot fight. Not, "Jesus doesn't have decent fighting technique" because he does; to see his moves chills the blood. But, thankfully, he's not "allowed" to fight for philosophical reasons or something. So it would be: We Are Scientists: 1. Jesus: 0. And when we finish trashing Jesus, we'll pick him up, dust him off, put on a disco track or some Christmas music or whatever he likes, get out the chips and salsa and candles, turn down the lights, and leg sweep him, leg sweep Jesus.

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REJECTED BY THE DRUDGE CAM

For some reason Matt Drudge of the DrudgeReport.com is on my AIM Buddy List, and today I noticed he has a webcam. I tried calling him, but he never answered. I just sat there looking like an idiot.

(I guess I have Drudge on my Buddy List because I feel safe having him always in my cyber-presence. If Drudge is online, then I know he is out finding stories on the internets. And that makes me happy.)

LIQUIDGENERATION NOT BANNED IN CHINA

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Despite recent attempts by the Chinese Government to censor Google (and Google complying), LiquidGeneration is not one of the websites being silenced. We'd like to thank the Chinese Government for this omission. We always knew that the higher ups in that country always loved our little cartoons. Rumor has it that The Angry Leprechaun is a big hit in the Forbidden City.

REVOLT!!!

E3 BOOTH BABES BANNED FROM CONVENTION!!! GAMERS REVOLT! BONERS THWARTED! From Reuters:

The video game industry's 2006 E3Expo trade show in Los Angeles is getting a make-over -- banned are the swarms of sexy, semi-clad "booth babes" that in years past took the unveiling of new games and technology to titillating new levels.

This is a travesty. Frankly, is there any other reason to go to a convention if there are no booth babes? Sure, it's nice to see cool new games and gadgets -- but what's all that without some eye-candy. Even Dead or Alive would be another boring fighter without the bouncing boobies. Please E3, say this isn't so.

THE ROCKY BLOG

OMG! Rocky Balboa -- yeah, that Rocky Balboa -- is officially a blogger! So far he's posted three photos of himself, and he looks absoultely fabulous! I can't wait to go here day after day to read what the might Stallion has to say. ANDREEEEAAAAAAAN!