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Jam Rock Escapes College Campuses, Enters Internet!

Many people are impressed with this YouTube music video from the band ClipBandits: three guys who've never met face-to-face, but who create music by syncing up each other's YouTube clips and playing them simultaneously.  I'm also impressed with this -- technologically -- but if Dave Matthews rip-off bands start "jamming" all over the YouTube top 40, I will toss my speakers out the window, hopefully hitting the saxophonist/keyboard/marimba player for UCLA's coffee house favorite, "The Lake Reality Project."

Enjoy the video, but don't encourage the music!

I have a grudge... With the Grudge 2

Really quickly, here's a synopsis of The Grudge 2.  There's a ghost.  The ghost is called the Grudge.  If you see the Grudge, it will do one of two things.  1.) Kill you.  2.) Pull you into a scary netherworld that exists inside mirrors and hooded sweatshirts.  Now it's important to remember that the Grudge can come from anywhere at any time, adhering to absolutely no rules or logic.  But people try to run away from the Grudge anyway and even though the Grudge can come from anywhere at any time it'll dick around for a while, because if it just killed you right away there wouldn't be a movie.

Morning Roundup

Good morning to all the creepy grey children out there.

• Do I have a Grudge against bad horror movies topping the box office?  No, but I still think it sucks.
• The birthplace of punk, rock club CBGB, is shutting down.  It's being turned into a Sum 41 theme restaurant.
• Madonna will take an African child -- whether it's legal or not!
• Why can't I have a cool iPod and help fight AIDS without being associated with U2?

The Liquid Generation Show (Not Really)

We know. We haven't done a show in a LONG LONG time. This is not a show either. We promise you a new show next week. When the new site is up. That's right, you read that correctly. Early next week you'll see a new LG. And there will be a new podcast, too. Until then, there's this. Click here to listen - The LiquidGeneration Show #NotReally

Click on the iTunes graphic to subscribe using iTunes (recommended):

 The podcast feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/lgradio

Start sending your funny emails: LGRadio@liquidgeneration.com. We'll read them on the air if they make us horny.  

Nightly News Cap

It's Friday the 13th.  Watch out for news monsters!

• Jennifer Aniston told Oprah that her and Vince Vaughn are still together -- Oh, for God's sake.  MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!
• A charity group is fighting Madonna's adoption attempt -- I wonder how much Madonna paid to have them fight her and cause a controversy.
• Tara Reid's newest movie will be released direct-to-download -- Wow.  I didn't think film distribution got any more pathetic than direct-to-DVD, but I was wrong.

EXPLOSION!

A top YouTube video today shows a Navy ship creating a giant explosion.  At first, I wasn't gonna watch it -- who cares about a dumb explosion where nobody even gets hurt -- but these things are like butt ugly fireworks on steroids.  And they're deadly!  Check it out:

Morning Roundup

Chicks and geese and ducks better scurry when I take you out in the News Copter 5000 News Helicopter!

• The cold war is back on!  The Russians are stalking Hillary Duff.
• Out of season snow storms here to wreak havoc on Al Gore's reliability.
• Air America files for chapter eleven.  If you want to stay ahead in the talk radio game you're gonna need to bash a few gays.
• Pittsburgh wants Sienna Miller dead!

Nightly News Cap

News you can use -- so you know more news.

• On a trip, Madonna officially adopted a Malawian boy -- Celebrities should just buy soulveniers like everyone else.
• Russia and China oppose N. Korean sanctions -- They're no longer invited to America's big Halloween party, and they're off our Top 8.
• Jon Lovitz will have his own court show.  Finally, some justice in the world.

Scary New Monster: Mel Ghoulson

This Halloween, go as something really scary... to the Jews!  In a recent interview with Mel Ghoulson (the Hollywood monster who strikes fear in the hearts of the children of Israel, with the power to get spookily drunk, and howl at the moon with his scary, racist theories.  Woooo!), he tells Good Morning America about life as a monster:

"I heard back that a woman who had read the apology actually wept with relief," Mel Ghoulson shrieked. "Now, that sort of hit me. I was like, 'Relief? Oh, my God, she was afraid. She was terrified.'"

"I didn't think I realized until like a couple of. … Four days later, five days later, that what I did was press a big fear button."

If you buy the costume at a store, it comes with an empty bottle and a "big fear button."  Scare all your Jewish friends... and enemies!  Wuahahahaha!

Liquid Generation: Notice of Eviction

Dear Liquid Generation,

You currently occupy office space at 8750 Wilshire Blvd, in Beverly Hills, California.  At roughly 11 AM this morning, I purchased the aforementioned property via the WEBLO on-line real estate trading company.  It is my sincere regret to inform you that your "Internet cartoon studio" does not fit the new corporate image I will be bringing to the building, and I will need you to evacuate your offices as quickly as possible.  In fact, I need you out by this afternoon at 3 pm PST.  I sold the space to a Mutual Fund Brokerage Firm and promised them immediate access.   

Thank You,

Doc Manhattan

P.S.  If you are not out by 3PM, I will be forced to contact the authorities.

Morning Roundup

Good morning.  Who was that back-up dancer I saw you with last night?

• K-Fed to Britney: 'Don't hire any more male back-up dancers.'  Me to K-Fed: 'Who are you, again?'
• Brad and Angelina are disappointed that their new movie will be shot in India.  Why?  Is India out of orphans?
• There's a Disney costume characters simulated orgy video out there!  I guess a furry wished upon a star...
• "Welcome to the USA.  Traitor-Free For 19,710 0 Days."

Nightly News Cap

News the mama!  Gotta love me!

• Yankees pitcher dead in plane/building collision.  (sung) "You need more than -- ONE!  TWO!  Three hours of training, before you can fly a plane!"
• David Bowie in upcoming Spongebob episode.  Wam, bam, thank you Miss Puff!
• Screech sex tape now on sale!  Order now and get eight free collectiable lithographs.

Grindhouse Trailer Will Blow Your Mind

Here's a fun game.  See how many things qualify as retardedly awesome in this trailer for Grindhouse.

I see...

1.)  Naveen Evans knife; specially perforated for cutting off your balls.
2.)  Rose McGowan's bazooka leg.
3.)  Michale Parks as Earl McGraw (If you're a Tarintino fan you should know why thats cool).
4.)  The Crazy Babysitter Twins.
5.)  "They called him Machete..."

Aw hell... everything in this trailer qualifies as retardedly awesome.  Best part is; all that's from the Robert Rodriguez half of the flick.  The Tarintino half promises to be even more balls to the walls insane.  April 2008 is gonna be the best April 2008 of all time!

Morning Roundup

Good morning.  Put some clothes on.

• Jessica Alba doesn't "do nudity."  I guess she doesn't want to do anything to embarass herself... oh, wait.  Fantastic Four.  Well, here goes that theory.
• Japan has banned all imports to North Korea.  IN YOUR FACE, NORTH KOREA!
• First spinach, and now carrot juice is making people sick.  Next on the list: quarantine the Vegitales.
• In Houston, the kids are watched by cameras, must swipe their IDs, and radio frequencies track them.  Next year, they're gonna strap kids to their desks and put them in electric cages.